A GLASS OF WINE
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and to those who don't and always have a bottle of water in their hand . . .
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if you drink 1 liter of water each day, in one year you will consume more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria – AS IS FOUND IN HUMAN FECES. In other words, you would consume 1 kilo of poop annually. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit .
There is no need to thank me for this information, I do it as a public service.