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A GLASS OF WINE

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and to those who don't and always have a bottle of water in their hand . . . 

As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if you drink 1 liter of water each day, in one year you will consume more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria – AS IS FOUND IN HUMAN FECES.   In other words, you would consume 1 kilo of poop annually.  However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Remember:  Water = Poop    Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit .

There is no need to thank me for this information, I do it as a public service.