Start the week with a laugh

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A man returns home a day early from a business trip.  It's after midnight.

On the way home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The cabby agrees for $100.  The man suspects his wife is

having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tippy toe into the bedroom.

The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife, naked as a jay bird, with a man also nude.

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.  The wife shouts; Don't do it!  I lied when I told you I inherited money.

HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.

HE paid for your new 25ft Ranger Fishing Boat.

HE paid for your Football season tickets.

HE paid for our house at the lake.

HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4.

HE paid for our country club membership, he even pays the monthly dues.

And because of HIM, I put an extra $2,000 in our checking account each month."

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.

He looks at the cabby and says, "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket, before he catches a cold."