Joke of the day

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A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his priest's collar.

A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked    the little boy what he was staring at. The little boy pointed to the priest's   neck.

  When  the priest finally realized what the boy was pointing at, he asked  him, "Do  you know why I am wearing that?"

  The  boy nodded his head yes, and replied, "It kills fleas and ticks for up to    three months."