JOKE OF THE DAY!
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" he asks. "All right," says the vet, "let's have a look at him.". The vet picks up the dog and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally he says, "I'm going to have to put him down.". "What said the man? Just because he's cross-eyed?". "No said the Vet, because he's really, really heavy.".