Are they Female or Male?

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Hi Hammo

Your comment about cyclones male or females???? So is it a male or a female???  Enjoy below (:

Cheers and ROFL


Is it a male or a female….

Freezer bags are males because they hold everything in and you can see right through them

PHOTOCOPIERS  are female, because once turned takes a while to warm them up again.
They can be an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

Tyres are definitely males because they go bald easily and over inflated

Hot air balloons are males because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arses

Sponges are females because they are soft , squeezable and retain water

Web pages are females because they  are constantly looked at and frequently getting hit on

Trains are males because they always use the same old lines for picking up people

Egg timers are females because overtime all the weight shifts to the bottom

Hammers are males because over the last 5000 years they hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around

 REMOTE controls  are Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he 1)doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying